What number of Whiskey Cocktails are you able to drink? I imply, in a row.
Let’s make it simple: they’re small, not more than an ounce-and-a-half to 2 ounces of bourbon or rye, a teaspoon of thick sugar syrup and a pair dashes of bitters, stirred up with ice and strained into a little bit stemmed glass. Easy.
Now, anybody who drinks alcohol might put away one or two with no fuss in any respect. Three? Come on—you’re American. However dainty as they may be, this stuff actually do add up. 4 I can see inflicting some points. 5—okay, now you’re consuming. I enterprise to say that, so long as I didn’t thoughts showing like a sozzled previous idiot (I typically don’t) and had the following day to use the assorted conventional hangover cures of my individuals (you already know—the strolling 3 times round the home with the salamander within the left pocket, the chilly pigeon stew, the pictures of scorching peppermint schnapps with Worcestershire), I might most likely take aboard a superb six Whiskey Cocktails. Wait, what number of did you say? Eight? I acknowledge your superior capability.
But guess what—I’m sorry to say, however like me you’re a loser. In truth, even should you might carry off a dozen of those infants, you’d nonetheless be not only a loser, however a loser to the loser. It wouldn’t even be shut, not except you might at the least triple that determine.
To one of the best of my data, you see, the standing document for consuming cocktails is held by Randall Percy Otway Plunkett, the thirteenth Baron Louth (1832-1883), who set it at a cocktail consuming contest manner again in 1867. Apparently, he was capable of put away 36 Whiskey Cocktails, as detailed above, a quantity that’s—fortuitously—unlikely to be bettered.
I’ve been attempting to piece collectively the circumstances of this contest since 2003, once I stumbled upon an incomplete and then-uncorroboratable account of it by the bartender who combined the cocktails within the microfilmed pages of the New York Tribune. Over time, I’ve been in a position so as to add snippets of corroboration, with the ultimate piece—the identification of Lord Louth’s opponent—solely falling into place just lately.
Right here’s what occurred. In early 1867, most likely in London, the 34-year-old Lord Louth, who was retired from the British Military’s twenty fourth Regiment of Foot and occupied himself with big-boat yachting, messing with animals and relieving his sad tenants of among the highest rents in Eire, bought to speaking with Captain Edwin Ramsay Moodie.
Moodie, grasp of the Cunard Line’s Royal Mail Steam Ship Java, which shuttled backwards and forwards between Liverpool and New York, steered that the nautically obsessed lord accompany him on his subsequent journey to New York and again. Sure.
On March 24, accompanied by solely a small valise, Lord Louth boarded the Java at Queenstown, Eire, the place the Cunard liners made their final landfall earlier than braving the North Atlantic. After a fast passage and stops in Halifax and Boston, it docked in New York on April 3 and Louth and his valise hustled over to the Clarendon Resort, a preferred stopping place with visiting European aristocrats situated on the nook of Fourth Avenue (now Park Avenue South) and 18th Avenue.
A day or two later, he was on the bar of the New York Resort (on Broadway at Waverly Place), a sporting-life hangout largely patronized by Southerners, military officers, and Southern military officers, which is to say ex-Confederates. There he bought to speaking with Albert Haller Tracy, Jr., of Buffalo, New York, a 32-year-old lawyer and graduate of Andover and Yale with a fame as a “versatile, vivacious and humorous” conversationalist. His father, Albert Haller Tracy Senior, had been a three-term Congressman and one of many main residents of Buffalo. He had additionally been very wealthy, and when he died in 1859 his fortune went to Haller Tracy, as Albert Jr. was typically recognized, and Haller’s youthful brother Frank. The very first thing Haller did was to stop his father’s legislation partnership, the place he had been toiling in obscurity, and take up a lifetime of elegant leisure, dividing his time between Buffalo, New York Metropolis, and Europe. (In truth, he was in London in 1866, and it’s doable that he initially met Lord Louth there.)
Throughout their dialog, Lord Louth advised Tracy of his need to see Niagara Falls, and Tracy supplied to host him on a fast tour of Buffalo, then considered one of America’s main cities, and the Falls. The day earlier than they had been scheduled to start out, they met once more on the bar to cement their plans. All was effectively till Louth ordered them up a pair of lemonades made the way in which he preferred to drink them. They had been, within the phrases of José “Panama Joe” Fernandez, the lodge’s Spanish-born head bartender, “combined within the largest glasses in the home, holding a couple of pint and a half, and consisted of one-third lemonade and two-thirds of rum.” After two of those Zombie-makers, every of which will need to have held a superb ten or 12 ounces of rum, Tracy “weakened” when it got here to a 3rd.
However, the Buffalonian apparently had a fame to uphold as somebody who might, as Fernandez put it, “drink down any man in America.” If he couldn’t abdomen the lord’s lemonades, he might, he swore, drink as many Whiskey Cocktails as any man dwelling. Louth couldn’t let that problem stand unanswered. They might meet within the bar the next day to resolve the matter. Fernandez would, after all, combine the drinks, along with his barback protecting rely. As if to underline the truth that the proposed match was as probably harmful to its contestants as any duel with pistols or sabers, seconds had been named, drawn from the navy sorts festooning the bar: a “Normal Rowan” (whom I’ve not but been capable of additional determine) for the Baron and, for Haller Tracy, Normal John Bankhead Magruder (CSA), victor of the battle of Huge Bethel, one of many first within the Civil Warfare.
The 2 events met at three o’clock the following afternoon. Phrase had gotten out among the many so-called “sporting fraternity,” and the bar was crowded. The boys, each of them corpulent and expensively-dressed, took their locations at one finish of the bar. The beginning was signaled. “I combined the primary cocktails and set them earlier than the 2 giants,” Fernandez recalled in 1883. “Down they went like a flash and the empty glasses had been turned the wrong way up on the bar.” Two by two, the Whiskey Cocktails had been combined and the Whiskey Cocktails had been drained. 5—ten—fifteen—twenty—the rounds stored on coming and Lord Louth and Mr. Tracy stored sinking them. An hour handed, after which one other. The group stored rising and the boys stored consuming. Twenty-five rounds had been lifeless and gone, after which thirty, and nonetheless the rivals stored methodically emptying the glasses as quick as Panama Joe might fill them. Lastly, after his thirty fifth Panama Joe Fernandez Whiskey Cocktail, Albert Haller Tracy, Jr. cried “maintain, sufficient!” All that remained was for Fernandez to combine Lord Louth a thirty sixth cocktail and for Lord Louth to drink it. He did, and he gained. “A substantial amount of cash modified arms” among the many spectators, as the primary account of the competition to see print put it. The contestants stood up, walked steadily out of the bar, and parted. But, alas, the following day’s Niagara Falls journey wouldn’t come off and Louth was aboard the Java when it sailed for Queenstown on April 17.
That, anyway, is the story as I’ve been capable of sew it collectively, with all of the seams neatly tucked in. I’m fairly certain it truly occurred, and that it concerned Lord Louth and Haller Tracy, though one of many 9 completely different newspaper articles I’ve discovered that point out it says it was one Lord Seymour and Haller’s brother Frank. However that was the final of the articles, printed in 1913, and it attracts on the no-doubt jumbled reminiscence of “an old-timer, who knew the world in his day.” (Frank was recognized because the Buffalonian in a single different article, however tentatively.) The rudiments of the story had been established by the New York Solar in a quick discover that appeared in 1883 upon Lord Louth’s dying (it wasn’t the booze that bought him, or the waves, however reasonably the animals: he died of anthrax) and backed up by an identical merchandise within the New York Tribune a couple of days later, plus a few detailed interviews with Joe Fernandez. Louth, Tracy, the New York Resort, a complete lot of cocktails—that occurred.
I’m much less certain about when exactly it came about and, crucially, what number of cocktails the pair drank. Solely one of many 9 articles provides a date—September, 1872—however it will get different particulars flawed (though it’s the first article to determine the “Mr. Tracy of Buffalo” talked about in earlier articles as Haller Tracy). Normal Magruder, Tracy’s second, was lifeless by then and hadn’t been in New York in three years. However Fernandez gave us a wonderful clue when he mentioned that Louth came visiting with Captain Moodie, as a result of lo and behold, there within the Guardian’s information from America column on April 29, 1867, is a be aware on the arrival of the Java from New York, with Moodie as captain. Buried among the many names of the passengers is “Lord Louth.” That is the one merchandise I’ve been capable of finding after in depth looking linking Louth to that metropolis, however it’s going to serve.
The opposite query is a little more tough. Right here, we have now not too little info, however an excessive amount of. The Solar’s temporary account of the match, the primary to see print, says “after thirty-five cocktails Mr. Tracy gave up, and Lord Louth drank a thirty-sixth.” But a couple of weeks later Joe Fernandez advised the Tribune, “My boy, whom I had ordered to maintain a detailed tally, gave the figures as forty-four for Mr. Tracy and forty-five for Lord Louth.” I’d take into account this definitive if Fernandez hadn’t been interviewed once more ten years later, this time by the New York Herald, and advised them that the 2 males had been tied at 55 cocktails every (crikey!), and that Louth was solely awarded the victory by “the committee” (whoever that could be) in consideration of the truth that the peer had a bottle of Champagne and considered one of burgundy along with his dinner after the match, whereas Tracy—with whom I deeply empathize—failed to seem. (There’s yet one more account, printed within the New York World in 1886, which holds that Tracy drank 30 cocktails and the “English lord” solely 23, however it places the factor on the bar at Delmonico’s restaurant, the final place such an affair can be allowed to proceed.)
It’s not simple to type this all out. By 1893, although, Fernandez was in his 60s, and the occasion in query was greater than 25 years earlier than. Plus, it was a narrative that had clearly grown within the telling: in 1883, he mentioned that each contestants weighed “within the neighborhood of 2 hundred and twenty kilos.” In 1893, that determine had grown to 350 kilos. There are different exaggerations—Louth being carried right down to Union Sq. from the lodge on the shoulders of a crowd of Irish Individuals the following day, and so forth—that counsel the bartender had by then let the telling of a superb story seduce him from the slim path of the reality.
Now, 36 Whiskey Cocktails is loads to drink. At a two-ounce “wineglass” of whiskey per drink (the measure known as for in bartender’s guides from the time), that may be virtually three bottles of whiskey. However I occur to personal a few completely different bar jiggers from the 1870s, they usually maintain not two ounces, however reasonably only a hair greater than an ounce-and-a-half. So that may put Louth’s consumption at some 54 ounces of whiskey; a bit greater than two full bottles.
That will nonetheless kill me. However I’m not the drinker these males had been, thank God. I don’t put half a bottle of rum in my lemonades or, as Haller Tracy habitually did, begin my day with a number of bottles of chilled Champagne and end it with a bottle of previous Cognac. And it’s not like such drinkers don’t nonetheless exist. Contemplate Oliver Reed, the bearish, brawling English actor. In 1999, he was in Malta filming Gladiator and bought right into a consuming contest in a pub in Valletta with a bunch of British sailors (he had already put away eight bottles of Lowenbrau, as one does). The drink was double rums, with the empties turned the wrong way up and placed on one’s head. (I can’t see Lord Louth doing that final bit, or Haller Tracy, for that matter.) After at the least 12, because the Day by day Mirror reported, his opponents yielded and left the bar. Reed then polished off an additional half-bottle of Well-known Grouse Scotch and sat down on the ground to sleep it off. The pub proprietor managed to wrangle him onto the banquette however there Reed suffered a coronary heart assault that may sadly show deadly.
The unlucky actor was nevertheless 61 on the time; Louth and Tracy had been little greater than half his age, hard-drinking males of their prime. I suppose it’s doable that they might have put away 45 or 46 cocktails—three bottles value of whiskey. However I’ll keep on with the low finish of the vary. And by “keep on with” I imply “by no means, ever do something so goddamned silly as attempt to set up that I can drink extra cocktails than another person.” I imply, if for no different purpose, think about should you went via all that bother—and misplaced!