Stephen Colbert can’t imagine Donald Trump is definitely calling his new social media platform “Fact Social.”
“The person who instructed over 30,000 lies in workplace has launched one thing known as ‘Fact,’” the Late Present host mentioned in his monologue Thursday night time. “He’s additionally launched a brand new make-up line known as ‘Human Pores and skin.’”
As Colbert defined, when the location briefly went dwell on Wednesday, somebody began a faux account within the former president’s identify and promptly posted a photograph of a “pig defecating by itself scrotum.”
“Are they positive that was a faux account?” the host requested. “As a result of it feels on-brand.”
From there, Colbert joked that Trump can be organising his “second streaming service,” which—and this half is actual—will likely be known as TMTG+, “beating out his authentic title, ‘Individual, Man, Lady, Digital camera, TV.’ In accordance with a press launch, the brand new service plans to characteristic “non-woke leisure programming.”
“That’s proper, non-woke!” Colbert mentioned. “For those who can keep awake, your a reimbursement.” He then shared a few of the exhibits that may seem on TMTG+, together with Who Needs to Spank a Millionaire? hosted by Stormy Daniels, The Unasked Singer that includes Marjorie Taylor Greene and Solely Fascists within the Constructing.
And eventually, Colbert turned to a latest interview Trump gave wherein he predicted a profitable political future for his eldest son, Donald Trump Jr., saying, “There are particular locations the place he couldn’t be overwhelmed.”
“Sure, as an example the annual Nathan’s Cocaine Snorting Contest,” Colbert joked.
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