Of all the previous Trump White Home officers whom Seth Meyers “would have been glad to by no means see or hear from once more,” Kellyanne Conway sits on the prime of the record.
“Most likely the individual I miss the least is Kellyanne Conway, whose shamelessness actually knew no bounds,” the Late Night time host defined Wednesday night time. “She was by some means the Trump administration’s most prolific and in addition worst liar.” Meyers added that Conway “lied the best way your youngsters lie,” going means too far to the purpose the place nobody may plausibly imagine her nonsense.
The quote that “ought to observe her for the remainder of her profession,” he continued, is the time in March 2020 when she “insisted in probably the most condescending means attainable” that the COVID-19 virus was “being contained.”
“She additionally appears like she’s making an attempt to argue that her coupon remains to be legitimate at Talbots,” Meyers joked. “However credit score the place credit score is due, it was contained. The coronavirus went away and all the pieces went again to regular. I saved doing the present in a swimsuit and tie in entrance of a dwell studio viewers with out interruption and I ended having that bizarre, recurring nightmare that I used to be trapped in a room with a sea captain portray who beloved corny jokes and sounded suspiciously like Will Forte.”
So it was all of the extra enraging to Meyers when “regardless of, or extra probably due to the truth that she lied about all the pieces, Kellyanne Conway was invited again on Fox Information this week to lie but once more.”
From there, he performed a clip of Conway telling Sean Hannity on Monday that “there was no supply-chain disaster” beneath former President Trump. As a counterpoint, Meyers recalled the time when she was claiming the virus was “contained” was when a roll of bathroom paper “had a avenue worth nearly cocaine.”
“I imply, I do know the final 20 months have been form of a haze, however did they actually anticipate us all to neglect the lengthy strains of meals and empty retailer cabinets and determined seek for Lysol and Purell?” he requested. “Do they assume we’ve forgotten the times of watching Tiger King and making an attempt to make our personal hand sanitizer out of vodka and grape jelly?”