On Sunday night’s season finale episode of Final Week Tonight, John Oliver devoted a lot of the highest of the present to Jenna Ryan, an actual property dealer from Texas who flew to Washington, D.C., in a personal jet to take part within the Jan. 6 rebellion. She ended up livestreaming among the Capitol riot, together with her getting into the constructing and posing proudly subsequent to some damaged home windows. On March 26, Ryan boasted on Twitter, “Undoubtedly not going to jail. Sorry I’ve blonde hair white pores and skin an important job an important future and I’m not going to jail. Sorry to rain in your hater parade. I did nothing flawed.”
It’s “on one hand, a fairly brazen tweet; however on the opposite, a fairly nice Actual Housewives catchphrase,” joked Oliver. “I’ve blonde hair, white pores and skin and I’m not going to jail? She’s the brand new Erika Jayne, and I don’t say that flippantly.”
“To be honest, Jenna Ryan was proper—she’s not going to jail, as a result of she’s really going to jail. Earlier this month, she was sentenced to 60 days behind bars, and earlier this week, sat down with native information to make it completely clear she’s discovered nothing from this,” he added.
Oliver then threw to an interview with Ryan that aired on WFAA, Dallas’ native ABC affiliate, the place, when requested why she livestreamed herself storming the Capitol, she claimed, “I used to be identical to, ‘We’re storming the Capitol!’ and I meant we’re storming with our phrases…”
Sure, Oliver was as confused by the outrageous interview as you most likely are. “What are you speaking about, you Marjorie Taylor Wanna-green? Storming with phrases? That’s not a factor! That’s by no means been a factor!” he exclaimed.
Ryan additionally stated within the interview that she’s getting ready for her 60-day stint behind bars by watching YouTube movies about “how jail is.”
“OK, I don’t know what’s weirder there: That she appears so informal or that an grownup has to go to YouTube to learn the way jail is. I’ll let you know: It’s dangerous, Jenna! Actually dangerous!” exclaimed Oliver.
Sure, karma is a bitch.